Michelley Belly

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

ebharmony:

lookingglasswarfare:

foreverthine-forevermine:

tippyjacksonduh:

andaou:

But that girl who messed up a prayer toss. You had one job.

El oh fucking el, I cannot stop laughing at this.

Guys don’t laugh. Those silks are long and are on a 7 ft pole. People make mistakes and she recovered well. She’s still a phantomette and you aren’t.

The person who made fun of her is a fucking asshole and probably can’t toss to save their life anyway. Talk shit when there are gifs about your guard work.

you don’t have to attack someone for a “shitty” comment by being equally as shitty. making fun of someone for messing up isn’t cool, but neither is calling them an asshole. 

^^^

ebharmony:

lookingglasswarfare:

foreverthine-forevermine:

tippyjacksonduh:

andaou:

But that girl who messed up a prayer toss. You had one job.

El oh fucking el, I cannot stop laughing at this.

Guys don’t laugh. Those silks are long and are on a 7 ft pole. People make mistakes and she recovered well. She’s still a phantomette and you aren’t.

The person who made fun of her is a fucking asshole and probably can’t toss to save their life anyway. Talk shit when there are gifs about your guard work.

you don’t have to attack someone for a “shitty” comment by being equally as shitty. making fun of someone for messing up isn’t cool, but neither is calling them an asshole.

^^^

(Source: iwhaleventually)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

(Source: simplypotterheads)

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours

Where is her Oscar?

(Source: wadamelen)

nostalgicnap:

paleyetpretty:

hellobrendonurie:

infinity-a-deux:

rabioheab:

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

where’s the picture of that sugar we’re going down lyric video

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do u realize how hard im laughing

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