Michelley Belly

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hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

(Source: elvisgal)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to


the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

(Source: nicetats)

spg-fandom:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Don’t forget the hit single “You call that foreplay?”

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

diddletoot:

paytothetato:

Put ya damn hair in your shako

POINTS OFF FOR THE HAIR TOUCHING YOUR COLLAR AND NOT LONG PANTS YOURE PROBABLY NOT EVEN WEARING LONG BLACK SOCKS LIKE YOU SHOULD AND YOUR CHAIN SHOULD BE UNDER YOUR CHIN AND WHY ARENT YOU WEARING YOUR GLOVES YOUR SHAKO AINT LOW ENOUGH I CAN STILL SEE YOUR EYES

diddletoot:

paytothetato:

Put ya damn hair in your shako

POINTS OFF FOR THE HAIR TOUCHING YOUR COLLAR AND NOT LONG PANTS YOURE PROBABLY NOT EVEN WEARING LONG BLACK SOCKS LIKE YOU SHOULD AND YOUR CHAIN SHOULD BE UNDER YOUR CHIN AND WHY ARENT YOU WEARING YOUR GLOVES YOUR SHAKO AINT LOW ENOUGH I CAN STILL SEE YOUR EYES

(Source: 90k3)

standardwhore:

doctor-supersherlokid:

This kid in front of me has a Tumblr…

make this guy find this

standardwhore:

doctor-supersherlokid:

This kid in front of me has a Tumblr…

make this guy find this

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires